SCENE 1[voice over] In the beginning were the mother sauces: espagnole, velouté, béchamel, tomato* and the ethereal emulsions, miraculous marriages of fat and water bound by the supernatural properties of the egg. Of these, none was mightier than the sauce created by the Duc de Richelieu chef in commemoration of his boss's 1756 conquest of Menorca and its capital, Port Mahon.
As a result, an entire generation would grow up not knowing the delicious difference homemade mayo makes. Luckily a new sauce day is dawning. Armed with the right tools, a few basic albeit improved ingredients and some honest science and what was once taboo is once again good eats. SCENE 2
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AB: Kind of like this [Etch A Sketch drawing]? |
Magic ETCH A SKETCH Screen LECITIN [sic] |
SC: To get these two liquids, water and oil, together that don't go together ...
AB: Um, mm.
SC: ... we've got to first break one of the liquids into tiny, tiny, tiny
droplets.
AB: Okay, that's the oil.
SC: Right.
AB: Little drops.
SC: And then we have to make the other liquid, the water type liquid, juicy so
it can run between the drops.
AB: Okay.
SC: And that's where the emulsifier comes in in the first place, to make it juicy.
AB: Okay.
SC: And in addition to that, the emulsifier helps keep the drops apart. See these oil drops could bump into each other ...
AB: Right.
SC: ... and go together ...
AB: Big blob.
SC: ... and get bigger and bigger and bigger.
AB: Like the vinaigrette.
SC: Exactly. You don't happen to have a Styrofoam ball?
AB: Styrofoam ball?
SC: Yeah.
AB: Of course I do, Shirley. Come on. Uh, what's size? Kind of
like an orange be all right?
SC: That's great. Now this is going to be our oil drop. In ...
AB: Magnified.
SC: Yeah, great big, great big. Now if we just had something we could
stick in.
AB: Oh you need ... like a phospholipid?
SC: Yeah, a phospholipid.
AB: Uh, hey. Here. How about a tack?
SC: Ah, that's perfect! Now see that little tail end is gonna be the fat
end. It goes right into the oil drop.
AB: Got it.
SC: And this is its water- soluble end sticking out.
AB: Okay.
SC: So what we're going end up with is ...
AB: Is something like that ... [hands her a ball with many tacks stuck in it]
SC: Ah, perfect! Every oil drop is coated with water ends sticking out.
AB: Got it.
SC: Now not only do these love to dissolve in the water, they are also
electrically charged ...
AB: Magnetic.
SC: They're magnetic.
AB: So they push the other droplets away.
SC: That's right. They all have the same charge.
AB: Kind of like, uh, the magnets on this strange, cheap little toy.
SC: Exactly. That's great.
AB: So I guess if I'm going to make mayo I gotta land some lecithin.
SC: You sure do.
AB: Well, I know just the place.
Lecithin is referred to as a "soap-type" emulsifier.
The average egg yolk is 50 percent water, 16 percent protein, 33 percent fat and 1 percent, well, other stuff. Now, phospholipids including lecithin make up about a quarter of that total fat which doesn't sound like much but believe me it's more than enough. Now lecithin content goes down as an egg gets older so make your mayo with the freshest eggs that you can get your hands on. Now as far as the bowl goes you don't have to use glass but avoid aluminum or iron either of which will turn your mayo gray which I'm pretty sure isn't good eats.
Now to this single, large egg yolk we're going to add half a teaspoon of salt—not kosher salt, okay? We need finer granules than that. Also going to add half a teaspoon of dry mustard and about two pinches of sugar. Now besides adding flavor, at this point, these grains are going to be like an abrasive which is going to help to break up the oil as it goes in. |
1 Large Egg Yolk 1/2 tsp Salt 1/2 tsp Dry Mustard 2 Pinches Sugar |
But we also need some liquids. In this case two teaspoons of fresh, squeezed lemon juice along with about a tablespoon of wine vinegar. I like to use champagne vinegar. Only add half of this right now. Why? Well, you'll just have to be patient. |
2 tsp Lemon Juice |
Now besides adding flavor, this is going to just create more liquid for all of that oil to be dispersed in. Speaking of oil, that will be provided by a cup of either safflower or corn oil—I like to keep it neutral for just a straight mayonnaise. |
1 Cup Safflower or Corn Oil |
To get this in and smash it to smithereens, there are a lot
of tools that you could use. For instance, a power tool [with a whisk]
would be fine. But you know ... hey, that's nice multi-tasking. Um, anyway. I like to have more control in mayo making so I do it
manually. Now the first thing is to beat this stuff until it's light and
frothy.
You know, most mayo recipes come across kind of like voodoo
spells. There are all of these warnings and incantations and unnatural
rituals and everything's veiled in this threat of "you mess with the mayo,
the mayo mess with you, man." Of course at the epicenter of all of
this dread is the ratio of egg yolk to oil, right? I mean, most food
writers would have us believe that if we add just one drop too much oil, the
whole sauce will collapse into a, I don't know, a culinary version of the Exxon
Valdez.
But I don't think it's true. In fact, I doubt that anybody's
ever made a mayo that truly stretched the emulsifying power of an egg yolk. What I think it all comes down to is how the ingredients are brought
together. For instance if you ask me, it's key that before you add a
single drop of oil to the mixture, that you've already got a healthy emulsion in
the bowl. And to tell you the truth, if we've properly whipped this,
that's exactly what we've got. I mean, look at the big picture or the
little picture, if you will.
I mean here we've got all these kind of egg fats, okay, and
they're floating around in all of that vinegar and lemon juice and since we've
whipped them, they've already got lecithin and other lipid proteins all over
them, right? No problem. So, time to add the oil. But make sure
you've got a non-skid device underneath the bowl because you're going to need
both hands. Um, a wet towel will do just fine, too.
Okay. Start whisking and then slowly drop by drop add
the oil. And this is what I really like about using a squeeze bottle. Not only can I just put in a pre-measured amount, but I've got a
lot of control how it goes in. Now, as these new drops go in, well, heck. Let's look at the big picture
again. Ah, there we go. There's the new blob in the bowl so to speak. Now ordinarily he'd have to
hang around and wait for the whisk to come by and smack him into a zillion
pieces. But because we've already got an emulsion in here, there are
already all these other orbs that can jump in there in motion and get all over
him kind of like a, I don't know, a wood chipper or maybe, uh ... well,
how about a chemical gizzard. That's even better. That guy will be
broken up into many droplets in no time flat.
So keep adding the oil a few drops at a time until you've got
about a quarter of a cup in the mix. And do not stop whisking.
Because their shape conforms to the
sides of a mixing bowl,
"balloon" whisks are best for mayo making..
Now once you've got a good, solid emulsion going
you can go ahead and add the oil in a stream right down the middle. And
you can also let up a little on your whisk arm just a little bit. Now
you'll notice this looks a heck of a lot like mayonnaise but we've only got
about, I don't know, maybe half of the oil in. So that lets us know that it is time to add the
second half of the original liquid, remember the lemon juice and the vinegar. Right in like that.
Now why bother with this? Well, look around you. I mean here we've got this emulsion that is pretty darned packed with oil
droplets, right? And we've been beating it pretty good so all of the
phospholipids are in place. The problem is if we keep adding oil, there's
going to be less and less and less liquid to go in between these. So the
mayonnaise is going to get thicker and thicker and thicker until, well, finally
these orbs are going to squeeze together so tight that they will coalesce and
pool and we'll have an oil slick on top of eggs, not mayo. That's not a
good thing. So, we've got to add the extra liquid so that the droplets
have got some space.
Now why didn't we do this at the beginning of the recipe the way
that, well, most recipes are written? Well because that would have made the
original mixture very, very wet—very, very loose—and that makes it very
difficult to get an emulsion started. By adding it later we've, well,
kept ourselves from doing a lot of extra work which is definitely Good Eats.
And there we have it. Ah, good body, nice cling, and
the flavor, mm, just try to get that out of a jar. But it does fit in a jar. Now I usually cover my fresh mayo and leave it at room temperature
for 4 to 8 hours. [camera does a double-take on the jar] Now take it easy.
Take it easy. I know. Leaving raw eggs in this zone
sounds like crazy talk. But here's the thing. There's a small, tiny,
infinitesimal, little chance that, uh, that egg yolk was contaminated with
salmonella. Now the cold of the refrigerator would prevent that salmonella
from breeding but it will not actually kill it. Acid, on the hand, will. And with a pH of, wow, 3.6 this is a decidedly acidic
environment. But for reasons that still have lab-coaters scratching their
heads, acid does its best bug killing at room temperature. So leaving this
out for 8, 10, even 12 hours is sound sanitation. After that, straight to
the refrigerator for no more than a week. You can even put it in the door.
Oh, speaking of the fridge, if you want to drop your odds of running into the "Big S" to zero, go with pasteurized eggs. These have actually been pasteurized in the shell. They're heat treated, not irradiated or anything. Uh, but aside from a slight, foggy albumen which you can see, they look, taste and act just like unpasteurized eggs be it in mayo, hollandaise or an omelet. They cost a little bit more but if you've got any young kids or the elderly in the house, you're feeding expectant moms or anyone with immune system problems they're more than worth it. |
pasteurized eggs |
Mayonnaise was one of the first
prepared foods to
be commercially packaged in the United States.
Just in case you're questioning the value of mayo know-how, let me give you a hypothetical situation. Let's say you're sitting in your living room one day minding your own business, reading your mail and you receive one of these: a summons to your 10th annual neighborhood picnic ... and look, it's today ... and look, you're responsible for bringing a hundred sandwiches. We need a mass of mayo, stat. |
PICNIC It's time for the 10th annual neighborhood picnic. Mr. Brown - 100 Sandwiches |
Nothing manufactures a mass of mayo on the fly like a food processor. This blade rotates at, like, 3000 RPMs. On a good day I can get a 150 out of this [whisk]. F-16 [food processor]. Cessna [whisk]. This gets us to our destination much quicker than that. And that means adjusting the recipe.
Now assuming we need at least a pint and half of mayo— we're going to double the base—that means a teaspoon of salt, not kosher, and a quarter teaspoon of sugar and a teaspoon of ground mustard. |
1 tsp Salt |
Mustard.
The word actually comes from the Latin mustum
ardens which means "burning grape juice" believe it or not. And it refers to early concoctions that were made from grinding up the seeds
along with vinegar. It was used as a medicine and it didn't taste very good. Now later on in the middle ages there was a lot of, well, spoiled
food around so they started using it as a seasoning in a condiment to kind of
cover things up.
Now since there are three main varieties of mustard plant,
there are three varieties of mustard seed: white, brown and black. Now white mustard
seeds—which are actually yellow—are the smallest and they're also the
mildest so they're used in most American preparations. Then, of course,
there are brown seeds. Now those are much smaller [sic] and much more pungent. They're what give most Asian foods their sinus-searing
sensibility. Then, of course, there's the rare black
mustard. Now these plants are so
finicky to grow that you basically just never see black mustard seeds anymore.
Now to make a paste or prepared mustard, all that you have to
do is take one part of mustard seeds and soak it in about 6 to 7 parts of the
liquid of your choice. You can use wine, vinegar, water, even beer. You just let it sit overnight and then, uh, grind it up into a
paste. That's it. It's shelf stable for about 6 months and you can refrigerate it
just about forever.
Now of paste mustards there are a few famous ones. There is, of course, Dijon
mustard. Now what makes this stuff so special
is that the liquid is a very specific kind of verjuice.
That's a
juice made from unripe grapes from the wine region around that area. It
gives it a very distinctive flavor. There is, of course, American mustard. Big
Yellow. It's usually made from, uh, white mustard seeds
with the addition of turmeric. Okay. Now English mustard looks pretty
much just like this only they leave out the turmeric and add a little bit of
brown mustard so it's a little bit hotter. I like it.
Now the English also use a lot of dry or powdered mustard and I
do, too. I like it especially for using in recipes because it's dry. You don't have to calculate its moisture in with the rest of the recipe so it's
easy.
Now the reason that you usually see mustard in mayonnaise recipes
is, believe it or not, this stuff actually has a small amount of lecithin in it.
And its very, very, very fine grain helps to stabilize an emulsion,
kind of hold everything together which is another reason why you usually see
mustard in vinaigrette recipes. Not only is it very flavorful, but it will
help to keep the oil and the vinegar together longer.
And that concludes the dry portion of the program. |
1 tsp Dry Mustard |
Now as for the liquids, with 3,000 RPMs at our disposal, I'm not really worried about getting the primary emulsion going. So I'm going to add everything up front. Two tablespoons of champagne vinegar. And to just add a little twist to things, two tablespoons of lime juice. Now last but not least, the eggs: one egg yolk and one whole egg. More on that later. |
2 Tbls White Wine Vinegar (champagne) 2 Tbls Lime Juice 1 Egg Yolk |
Now we're going to process this [with] five quick pulses just to get it moving. [one] Two. Three. Four. Five. Okay.
Time for the oil. Two cups this time though I'm going to replace the last couple of tablespoons with chili oil just so the neighbors don't forget who they're messing with. Now you can use any flavored oil in mayo, okay, as long as you keep it to less than one third of the overall oil content. Now if you decide on using extra virgin olive oil, add it by hand only. It's got fruitier compounds that just can't take the slam dance of the processor. It will turn out bitter. Let's spin, shall we? |
2 Cups Oil Replace 2 Tbls |
Now the emulsion's coming together nicely but as it fills with more and more oil droplets, the velocity of the blade threatens to force them together so hard that their little lecithin coats will come off and then nothing will keep them from pooling together and turning the mayo from light and fluffy to flat and runny. That is where the egg white comes in. You see, the proteins in albumen or egg white are long tangly things and they can wind their way around and in between the droplets forming a kind of safety mesh, like that.
Top mayo flavoring oils:
Hazelnut
Almond
Walnut
Chili
Olive
Sesame
There. Perfect mayonnaise in less than a minute. Fold in some poached chicken, sliced scallions, maybe some cilantro and you are a hero ... unless of course something goes terribly wrong.
Now aside from the smash and collapse we just discussed, there are other emulsion maladies that can rain on your buffet. If you add the oil too quickly at the beginning of the process, the emulsion can break. If you don't whisk fast enough at the start of the process the emulsion can never form. Add too much oil after the emulsion forms and the emulsion can break. If the fat is too hot the emulsion can break. And anyway you break it the result is the droplets will pool together. Game over. |
Mayo Mistakes:
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There. Just look. You weren't paying attention. Now it's ... aah. You're going to have to start all over again.
Mayonnaise is easier to
rescue than other egg based
sauces because the egg proteins remain uncooked.
Scared you, didn't
I? Okay, it's not completely
ruined. But that doesn't mean that we don't have to start over. Of
course I'm going to need a bowl and my whisk a ...[which are handed to him]
yeah, okay. And, of course, one of those little paddy things that goes
underneath it to hold it. Now I say we've got to start over we need a new
emulsion. But of course we can make an emulsion out of a single egg yolk,
right? So, we're to do exactly what we did way back at the beginning of
the show. We're going to work this into a nice, frothy, little emulsion. Okay we're going to distribute those egg fats, cover them up
with lipoproteins, and distribute them throughout that fifty percent of water,
okay?
Now you can bring on that nasty, broken goo you call
mayonnaise. Oh, that is a disaster. Okay, add this a very, little
bit at a time at least at the beginning. Okay. And work that in thoroughly. We're basically just remounting the emulsification
process. There. When it starts to become nice and creamy, go again.
Now as
you go you can start adding more and more but do not add the next addition until
this is thoroughly worked in. The whole process shouldn't take more than
about 2 minutes.
And in a couple of minutes, all is well. There. Good as new. Now aside from being the finest mayonnaise you're ever likely
to eat, this miraculous menagerie works and plays remarkably well with others. For instance, mayonnaise plus chopped gherkin pickles plus dill
plus capers equals tartar sauce. Next, mayonnaise plus tomato sauce or
ketchup plus diced red bell peppers equals what the French call, sauce
andalouse. Here in America we would replace the peppers with pickle
relish and call it Thousand Island which is still good eats in my book. Next up here's one you may not have heard
of. Two parts of fresh
mayonnaise folded in with one part of whipped cream equals what the French again
call, chantilly which is amazingly good on vegetables or even poached
chicken.
Now beyond this there are a world of other flavors that you
can add. Uh, curry powder makes for a wonderful mayonnaise. So does
citrus zest and, of course, there's just about every dry or fresh herb under the
sun. Of course you could just slather it on to some toast, pile it high
with lettuce, tomato and bacon. [is handed a BLT] You'd have my very
favorite sandwich but I'll enjoy this some other time.
We hope that we've inspired you to immerse yourself in the
emulsion that is mayonnaise. Besides the obvious paybacks, believe it or
not once you've got this down you're only one step and a double boiler away from
béarnaise or hollandaise. But that's another
show.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got sandwiches to make. So, see you next time on Good Eats.
[slathering bread with mayo] 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7 ...
Proof Reading help from Jon Loonin and Sue Libretti.
*According to Foodtv's Encyclopedia, tomato isn't one of the 5 mother sauces.
Last Edited on 08/27/2010