Good Eats is about ...
(by PattyE on March 3, 2005)
... scientific reactions1,
And x-ray defraction2,
Jackson Pollack abstractions3,
And the Maillard reaction4,
Alton Brownୡgnetic attraction5,
And his coaching on subjects like blender liquefaction6.
His lessons can vary from meats to beets to sweets,
And as the Giant Squid-Man7 can confirm ...
Alton Brown IS Good Eats!

(1) Crust Never Sleeps (H2O + Protein +
Agitation = Gluten)
(2) The Fudge Factor
(3) Choux Shine
(4) A Chuck For Chuck
(5) Altonite: al-ton-ite, Chemical Symbol: Ab,
Magnetic element discovered by TV observers in late
1990's. Gives off saltﳨer onlyr>
presence of water to make brine.
Relatively immune to French cooking methods. Can be highly
polished when
exposed to cameras.)
(6) Tofuworld
(7) Squid Pro Quo