1. Never say you can't because you will do it anyway.
2. Never say "It's easy" because we'll make it hard.
3. Never say "I want to go home" because you'll just stay longer.
4. Never lose count because you will start at 1 again.
5. Never complain because we'll never listen.
6. Never argue because you will never win.
7. Never scream or cry because it only encourages us.
8. Never look like you're enjoying it because we'll put a stop to it.
9. Never hold your breath because if you pass out and die, we'll have to do paperwork.
10. Never lie or cheat because we know the truth and you'll live to regret it.

Last updated: 02/01/2007