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Green Eggs and Alton

That Alton man, That Alton man,
I do so like that Alton man!
And I will drink his broth, you know
And I did watch his chile show
And I could even make jam now,
And I could diagram a cow.
And I will have tea with a bear,
And I can bake cookies to share.
And I shall always use a brine,
And I will roast my birds divine
And I will sear to seal in flavor,
And I can braise my ribs to savor.
I so enjoy learning from you, sir!
Thank you, thank you, for all you do sir!

-author unknown