The Delicious Dish: Chili

Delicious Dish on NPR

Margaret Jo McCullen .... Ana Gasteyer
Teri Rialto .... Molly Shannon

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[Introduction music]

Margaret Jo: Hello, I'm Margaret Jo McCullen.

Teri: And I'm Teri Rialto.

Margaret Jo: And you're listening to ...

Both: The Delicious Dish ... on National Public Radio.

Margaret Jo: Now, Teri ... today we're going to be talking about some really exciting things in the world of food.

Teri: Sure Margaret Joe. Now, some of you have written to let us know, that you'd like some off-beat and adventurous approaches to food.

Margaret Jo: So buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Teri: Sure is ... [laughs] ... gonna be bumpy. Now, our first dish is really gonna make your tail spin, we're talking of course about ...

Both: Corn chowder.

Margaret Jo: Now, Teri, I'm a real fan of Corn chowder.

Teri: Me too ...

Margaret Jo: Who isn't ... [laughs] and when I'm making this classic, I really like to stick to the basic ... that of course is: corn, cream, and spices ... those will really add some extra hump.

Teri: And speaking of hump, we've really taken some liberties with this classic ...

Margaret Jo: We sure have.

Teri: We have ... I sometimes like, a more exotic chowder so sometime I add carrots ... then potatoes.

Margaret Jo: Oooooh potatoes [laughs].

Teri: Those will give it some kick, and some color ... and it's also fun for your guests to look at.

Margaret Jo: Neat. Fun. Fun.

Teri: Yeah.

Margaret Jo: Fun.

Teri: That's a lot of fun.

Margaret Jo: Yeah that's really fun.

Teri: It's a fun thing to do.

Margaret Jo: Yeah.

Teri: Good times.

Margaret Jo: Good times.

Teri: Good times.

Margaret Jo: Good times.

Teri: Yeah ... [laughs] Hey look we've got a call.

Margaret Jo: Delicious Dish, you're on the air.

Caller #1: Hi! I just wanna say that I think your show is terrific. You know I did making Corn Chowder for years and I've never ever thought of putting carrots or potatoes in it. Where do you come up with these ideas?

Margaret Jo: Well, we both keep dream journal ... [laughs]

Caller #1: Can I ask you a question? Are you ever gonna do a show on salt?

Teri: Sure, we've actually got a two part that's coming up in December.

Margaret Jo: That will be great.

Caller #1: I'll cancel my trip!

Margaret Jo: Good ...

Both: Thanks for calling! Thanks for calling!

Margaret Jo: That was fun getting a call.

Teri: He sounded [laughs] ... He sounded like a really nice person.

Margaret Jo: He sure did ... he's neat ...

Teri: Yeah ... he sounded like a nice man.

Margaret Jo: He sounded like lot of fun ...

Teri: Yeah ...

Margaret Jo: Good time, fun ...

Teri: Yeah ...

Margaret Jo: ... Well, our next dish, is really one of our unsung heroes of the breakfast table, he's a familiar friend we really take for granted ...

Both: The English Muffin!

Margaret Jo: Now, Teri, I know you've done a little homework on the history of our old friend, and I'm dying to hear all about it ...

Teri: Well Margaret Joe, I did some research and I boy did I found out some startling facts ...

Margaret Jo: I bet ...

Teri: Did you know that the English Muffin was created by Sir Thomas Bassthak, and dates back to the year 1832?

Margaret Jo: Really I've could have sworn it was invented in the 1840s ...

Teri: No, a lot of people think that, but it was actually 1832 ...

Margaret Jo: I'll be darned. I'll be darned.

Teri: 1832 ...

Margaret Jo: Fascinating ... interesting ... interesting ...

Teri: A fun thing that I like to try, it's to top English Muffin with a little Tomato Sauce, add some Cheese and make ...

Margaret Jo: HOP I think I see what's coming here.

Teri: That's right a MINI pizza.

Margaret Jo: Or what I like to call it :" Pizza for One" ... Or you can also call it ... [laughs] Or you can also call it ... "a little small pizza" ...[laughs]

Teri: That was funny ...

Margaret Jo: Yeah ... that's fun, it's fun to name things ... [laughs] that's a lot of fun.

Teri: I like coming up with names for things 'cause it's fun.

Margaret Jo: Yeah that sweet, that's a fun.

Teri: It's fun to do that.

Margaret Jo: That's a fun thing to do.

Teri: Ho ...

Margaret Jo: Hey we got another call!

Teri: Ho great! Delicious Dish you're on the air.

Caller #2: Oh Hi! I'm Marianne from Tarzana, and when you were talking about unsung heroes of the breakfast table, I was about on the edge of my seat, eh, 'cause I was sure you were gonna say crab crackers!

Margaret Jo: Hoooo.

Teri: That's funny ... That was our first runner-up ... [laughs]

Caller #2: Well at our house, what we like to do is fresh'em up and eat them, ... hem with milk ... like cereals!

Margaret Jo: Hey you could have invented Golden Grahams! [laughs]

Teri: That was funny for you to say that.

Margaret Jo: Ho thanks!

Teri: That was funny

Margaret Jo: Thanks!

Caller #2: Well thanks so much I really love your show.

Margaret Jo: Sure.

Both: Thank you!

Margaret Jo: Neat!

Teri: She seemed like a like a fun.

Margaret Jo: Yeah she really did, she seemed like a fun fun person.

Teri: Yeah.

Margaret Jo: That was neat neat neat fun!

Teri: It was a lot of fun.

Margaret Jo: Yeah..

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Margaret Jo: Ho-ho Teri that's all the time we have on our show today.

Teri: Okay be sure to tune in next week - we'll meet a very special guest, Bob Phibowl who will be sharing some thrilling new secrets about ...

Both: Yeast!

Margaret Jo: That was really fun for me I had a nice time!

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Last Edited: 08/27/2010