I thought roux was only made in fancy digs.
Made by guys in toques but not by me.
Salt was out to get me,
And butter wouldn't cream.
Disappointment garnished all of my meals.
CHORUS
Then I watched AB! Now I am a briner!
Not a trace of bland, burnt cuisine.
I cooked beets! (ooooooooh....)
I am a briner.
Nothing is finer than my roast beef.
I thought steak was more or less out of my reach.
Seems the more I tried the worse it got.
What's the use in baking?
All you get is glop.
When I wanted cheesecake I got slop.
CHORUS
Then I saw Good Eats! Now I am a briner!
Not a trace of clouds in my broth!
Made meringue! (oooooooohhh...)
I am a briner.
Got me a timer and some cheesecloth.
(Music Break)
What's the use in baking?
All you get is glop.
When I wanted cheesecake I got slop.
Then I watched AB! Now I am a briner!
Not a trace of bland, burnt cuisine.
I cooked beets! (ooooooooh....)
I am a briner.
Nothing is finer than my roast beef.
Then I watched AB! Now I am a briner!
Not a trace of bland, burnt cuisine.
Now I am a briner!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeahhhhhhhh)
Now I am a briner!
Not a trace ...
Now I am a briner!
