Brine All The World

-By Kama
-to the tune of Joy To The World by Three Dog Night

Alton was a T.V. Chef,
    Was a good teacher, too.
I always followed every word he said
    And I learned to make his brine.
    'Cause he always had a mighty fine brine.

Preaching Brine all the world.
    Brine all of your meat now.
Brine all the fishes from the deep blue sea.
    Brine your pork and beef.

If I were the King of the world,
    Tell you what I 'd do.
I'd throw away all the
    Cajun Marinade Injectors
    And I'd make sweet brine with you.

Say now, Brine all the world.
    Brine all of your meat now.
Brine just as salty as the deep blue sea.
    Brine for you and me.

You know I love my Turkey.
    Love my Pork Chops, too.
I use a Plunger, Jr., a cool salt cellar,
    And a Probe Thermometer, too.
    I said a Probe Thermometer, too.

Brine all the world.
    Brine all of your meat now.
Brine all the fishes from the deep blue sea.
    Brine your pork and beef.

Brine all the world.
    Brine all of your meat now.
Brine just as salty as the deep blue sea.
    Brine for you and me.

Brine all the world.
    Brine all of your meats now.
Brine all the world.
    Brine for you and me.

Brine all the world.
    Brine all of your meat now.
Brine all the fishes from the deep blue sea.
    Brine your pork and beef.

Brine all the world.
    Brine all of your meat now.
Brine just as salty as the deep blue sea.
    Brine for you and me.

Brine all the world.
    Brine all of your meat now.
Brine all the fishes from the deep blue sea.
    Brine your pork and beef.

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Last Edited: 08/27/2010