I used to be afraid of frying bird,
But KFC was more than just absurd.
Then Alton showed me that it was not rough.
That cleanliness, while crucial, ain't enough.
If I can see it, then I can do it.
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it.
Chorus
I believe I can fry.
I believe in a tender thigh.
I think I'll cut it up like Alton say,
It's cheaper, fresher, and so gourmet.
I believe that I can,
See me cooking like that Good Eats man.
I believe I can fry.
I believe I can fry.
I believe I can fry.
I thought that shortening would just break down.
But now I feel like such a silly clown.
And cast iron was not my pan of choice.
But now I use it and I just rejoice!
If I can see it, then I can do it.
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it.
Chorus
I believe I can fry,
I believe in a tender thigh.
I think I'll douse it in my poultry shake,
It's got good flavor and is cheap to make.
I believe it should rest,
In buttermilk and in the fridge is best.
I believe I can fry.
I believe I can fry.
I believe I can fry.
If I can see it, then I can do it.
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it.
I believe I can fry.
I believe in a tender thigh.
I think I'll cut it up like Alton say.
It's cheaper, fresher, and so gourmet.
I believe that I can,
See me cooking like that Good Eats man.
I believe I can fry.
I believe I can fry.
I believe I can fry.
