Eat It

-By Weird Al Yankovic
-to the tune of Beat It by Michael Jackson

How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran.
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan.
So eat it, just eat it.

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate.
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate.
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate.
So eat it.

Don't you tell me you're full.
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
Get yourself an egg and beat it.
Have some more chicken, have some more pie.
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried.
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it.
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh.

Your table manners are some cryin' shame.
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game.
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame.
So eat it, just eat it.

You better listen, better do what you're told.
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole.
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold.
So eat it.

I don't care if you're full.
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
Open up your mouth and feed it.
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam.
It doesn't matter it it's fresh or canned.
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it.
Have a banana, have a whole bunch.
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch.
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

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Last Edited: 08/27/2010